Freeze 'n' Breeze

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!

That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you say:
He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you cal l and
say: Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you
marry me?"

That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and
say: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?"

That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face.

That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I
am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him.

That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
And your wife arrives.

That's restriction for entering new markets