Freeze 'n' Breeze

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her:
"I luv u sister."

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!


Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.



Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?


Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman



Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.


Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"